My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
