Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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