well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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