"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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