The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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