Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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