Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it glows. i had to have it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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