Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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