The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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