After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do plants get herpes?
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