I want to walk on stilts...naked
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
