you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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