I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
