your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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