batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So gin and wine won't be happening again
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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