my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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