I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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