god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
