Can i not drive my cunt home
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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