I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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