i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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