i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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