Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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