How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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