...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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