What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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