Porn is love you can see.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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