You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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