Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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