kristin has been a bad kristin
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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