Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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