It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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