i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My penis needs a shock collar
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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