is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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