i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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