Its about making memories worth repressing
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
is it fun? or sober?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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