I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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