I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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