Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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