"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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