he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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