Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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