Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's rum buckets o'clock
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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