im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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