Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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