if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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