His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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