dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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