She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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