my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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