i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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