This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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