I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I see more hoeing in ur future
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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