What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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