I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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