Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
