Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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