I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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